HooperCast 29: Super Fast review of Paul Thomas Anderson's "The Master"

Pretty much what it says

                              

HooperCast Episode 28: Breaking Bad, Movie News, and BS

Chombi Chibba Go!

Who can tell me what that's from? Because it's stuck in our heads.

This episode is not sponsored by Amazon.com

0:00 - Intro

0:40 - The gist of our technical difficulties

3:00 - Episode Intro

3:20 - Stuff We Saw: Kellan - Ruby Sparks, Sleepwalk With Me

                                   4:30 - Crescent Theater Kickstarter Update

                         7:30 - Dustin - Sunset Boulevard, Witness for the Presecution

                         8:24 - Conner - Kevin Smith's Red State, (10:57) Scent of a Woman

12:43 - Kellan's coworker will never appreciate "Rocket Man", starring Harlan Williams

13:36 - I can't resist any opportunity to let Dustin rail on Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles movie

14:25 - Texts About Movies

15:47 - Our "brief" talk about Breaking Bad. (32:20) brief derailment to discussion of animated shows          (35:30) Back to live-action television and Breaking Bad

42:15 - Hasbro wants money, so "Transformers 4" will have new robot characters featured, presumably to boost toy sales.

46:10 - We discuss current public awareness and popularity of Sonic the Hedgehog

50:30 - Melissa McCarthy will join "The Hangover: Part 3" Does this make you more or less likely to see it?

53:25 - Looney Toons being rebooted for live action by former SNL cast member Jenny Slate. Remember her? The one who said "fuck" on live television?

55:47 - New iOS 6's "Siri" is a film nerd, too. But it still won't have sex with you/Siri can't understand Batman

57:56 - BRAND RECOGNITION ALERT!! There will be a television prequel to Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho", starring Freddie Highmore and Vera Farmiga. Also being rebooted is Hannibal Lecter, The Munsters, and the Brady Bunch.

NO ONE WANTS TO WASTE TIME WITH ORIGINALITY ANYMORE.

1:08:30 - Thanking the guests

1:09:30 - Future episode plans/Future of the HooperCast/Dustin's and my preferences for our characitures.

1:11;19 - Wrap-up

1:11:25 - I'm in need of a cool sign-off

1:12:28 - Weekly Alien Shoutout

1:15:40 - Goodbye

1:15:51 - Post-Show Notes

1:16:40 - Frog Bane

For questions, suggestions, corrections, or hate mail: send to hoopercast@gmail.com

HooperCast Episode 27

MAHHHHHHAAHHH!

Excuse me.

Hello my little pups, and welcome to Episode 27 of da HooperCast!

In this episode, you'll find Dustin and I discussing our opinions on real sex in movies, you'll hear us decide on a new theme song for the podcast, and you'll hear me mistake Jerry Nelson for someone completely and hilariously different. Enjoy this fuggin funny episode.

This episode is not sponsored by Amazon.com

0:00 - VO Intro

1:35 - Mic checks/voices

2:25 - If Robert the Mechanic and Derek were brothers

3:09 - Successful intro?

6:00 - We need an official, "Pinky and the Brain" style theme song for the podcast

7:15 - Real-life Walter White wanted for cooking methamphetamine in Tuscaloosa

8:12 - LeBron James wants to make a sequel to "Space Jam"

9:06 - Dustin and I discuss the state of the Justice League movie.

14:06 - Lars Von Trier's "Nymphomaniac" will allegedly feature real sex between the actors, according to Shia LaBoeuf

17:43 - R.I.P. Tony Scott

19:23 - Female Expendables cast member?

21:55 - "Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier" lead actress shortlist is out

23:15 - We briefly discuss Anthony Mackie, The Adjustment Bureau, and Man on a Ledge

25:00 - "The Office" will end after one more season, and why this needed to happen

29:30 - "Dumb & Dumber 2" will happen with or without Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey

32:18 - Dustin reads some dialogue from the alleged "leaked" script of the Michael Bay "Ninja Turtles" reboot

42:48 - Daniel Day Lewis is scaring me with his resemblance to Abraham Lincoln

43:02 - We talk about Mila Kunis

44:02 - Mr. Eko joins "Thor: The Dark World" as the second villain

44:27 - We talk about the casting of Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs

46:07 - Chuck Norris is done with the Expendables. Good...

47:15 - Our opinions of having a no-cursing policy on set

48:30 - Jerry Nelson is dead

49:20 - Dustin talks about "The Batman of Shanghai"

51:34 - We talk briefly about Jerry Seinfeld's new web series: "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee"

52:50 - Why non-alcoholic beer doesn't help recovering alcoholics

53:28 - Our weekly alien shout-out

54:52 - Me being creepy some more

55:50 - All Hail Gorp!!